Interesting Conversation while watching Bara no Fuin

Manda: Saeko is hot as a Nazi.
Me: Yeah she is, maybe all the Nazis were girly. Oh, that Adolf. *thrust thrust*
Manda: ......

Yeah.... just... yeah. Zuka produces some really fucked up conversations between us. As if our conversations weren't fucked up before.

Speaking of which, we just had this conversation between the time I started posting this and now:

Manda: At least she can cover his eyes.
Me: Yeah, she's not covering his mouth... she was covering his mouth in Hana right?
Manda: Yeah...
Me: Its like cover the mouth oh no surprise buttsecks... which is really a surprise since its a chick... and his daughter. :D
Manda: O_o *ftw*

I need to just stop typing now.

Another one... in the span of two minutes...

Manda: I wish I had rhinestone gloves.
Me: I'll produce rhinestone gloves out of my asshole.
Manda: Wait... why are there rhinestone gloves up your asshole?
Me: Oh no! Zunko was fingering my ass! *gonk face*